Status Update: Motherboard BIOS update failed, computer will no longer boot. Currently going through the RMA process for the motherboard.
Telling me to purchase a different product is terrible support! I don't have a spare space for a PCIe card; my only expansion slot is already occupied. The motherboard has a miniPCIe slot as well as 2 spaces in the IO shield for the antennae. It's clearly intended for a wireless adapter exactly like this one.